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Kraft
new corporate Sponsor of Camp
Rueters
Bellefontaine Ohio USA, A spokes person from Kraft announced today that
it will become the official sponsor of Men's Camp 2001 a Camp Oddity.
The Camp will receive an undisclosed sum of money in return for naming
rights.
"The
Men will now swim in Lake Mac N Cheese and work on Arts and Krafts. There
will also be an unlimited supply of Spaghetti O's." said Anne Brienza
Camp Director.
Tips
From Cowboys
- Never
squat with your spurs on!
- Never
kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
- There's
two theories to arguin' with a woman .... Neither one works.
- Don't
worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably
a whole lot bigger than you think.
- If you
get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody
else's dog around.
- After
eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When
you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
- If you
find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
- Never
smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
- It don't
take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
- Never
ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
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