Birds' Droppings

August 2001

Message from the Prez

Kraft new corporate Sponsor of Camp

Rueters Bellefontaine Ohio USA, A spokes person from Kraft announced today that it will become the official sponsor of Men's Camp 2001 a Camp Oddity. The Camp will receive an undisclosed sum of money in return for naming rights.

"The Men will now swim in Lake Mac N Cheese and work on Arts and Krafts. There will also be an unlimited supply of Spaghetti O's." said Anne Brienza Camp Director.

Tips From Cowboys

  • Never squat with your spurs on!
  • Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
  • There's two theories to arguin' with a woman .... Neither one works.
  • Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.
  • If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
  • After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
  • If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
  • Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.
  • It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
  • Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
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